Archive for the 'State of the Site Report' Category

Punt the pundits, shock the jocks

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Hidey ho, good Interneighbors. I’m doing some bloggin’ on the sly using the new Windows Live Writer, don’t mind me, just hanging out, ho hum. So how about those politics today, huh? Man, it’s like you can’t swing a cat without hitting someone who hates the very concept of swinging cats. I’ve heard the following […]

Oh hey didn’t see you there

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Hey everybody, Chris is updating again! Hey everybody, Chris thinks anyone gives two poops in a thunderstorm that he’s updating again! Whatever. Facebook is fun and all but THIS … this is MY URI and you dinkleheads can never take that away from me without a court order or a DDoS attack or, I dunno, by […]

i feel much better now

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Oh, I’m not gonna shut down. Spammers are still stupid, but who cares. I don’t usually go off like that. Sorry, internet, it won’t happen again. :hanging head:

What NOW?

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Oh fr the love of Pete. Now I’m getting autospammed with advertising masquerading as comments on my posts even though I have comments turned off. I just deleted over 3000 of them! What do you jackals want from me? How do you even DO that?! I’m this close to just shutting down this freakin’ blog […]

Well how interesting

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

I seem to be a link mule. Wonder how that happened. Guess I need to upgrade my blog engine and get rid of that crap. It’s pretty pitiful that this happened. Especially since I get almost zero traffic. Ha ha spam jerks! You wasted your time defacing a site nobody reads!

Again I blog

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

This is becoming something of a habit. I suppose that’s the point of blogging but it seems to have taken about 12 years to sink in. I ran into an old high school friend today. He recognized me first, which is always embarassing. The Nintendo Brain Training commercials are true, every last one of them. […]

Thumbs of FURY

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

I seem to be getting good with this Blackberry typing thing, but having unlimited Internet access and an easy phone keyboard seems to be messing with my head. For instance, I picked up a Twitter account with the intention of giving it a shot, but seriously, who gives half a rat’s buttocks what I do […]

Phone blogging: phlogging?

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Hey campers! Welcome to a new year. Another year older and deeper in debt. Oh Lawd don’t call me etc. But it’s not all plodding in a creeping pace from day to day, measuring out my life in coffeespoons. I have … drumroll please … wait for it … a new phone. Okay so who […]

More about spam

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Whee-hee! Now apparently spammers are sending mass emails spoofing my URL as the return address. There’s also been a big upswing in the spam I’m receiving. Just today, from midnight to about 11 a.m. here, I’ve gotten over 400 spam mails. Luckily the Exchange spam filter picks up most of it, and there’s a spam […]

Dear spammers: BITE ME. Love, me XXOO

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

I just deleted over 50 spam messages which were left as comments for my little blog here. FIFTY! While I’m flattered to think that they believe anyone actually reads this tripe, it’s alarming on a whole nother level. These right here are prime examples of people who JUST DON’T GET IT, and yet they try, oh […]