Archive for April, 2010

What the what

Monday, April 26th, 2010

As you may be able to see if you actually go to my blog instead of gathering the pathetic crumbs off other, lesser media, I’ve added a little weirdness. Not a lot, just enough to be mysterious and exciting. What I’ve really done is discover the joy of CSS’s new @font-face declaration. At last, they’ve […]

Screw SEO

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Yeah, I said it. SEO can kiss my grits. For those out of the know, SEO stands for “Search Engine Optimization.” It’s essentially a way to monetize the Web by making sure your site is laser-targeted for an audience. So when people search Google for, for instance, “camel fucking” it takes them straight to your […]


Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

So Adobe and Apple are in a sissy slapfight about Apple hating on Flash. Steve Jobs seems to think Flash is slow and bloated and buggy and just generally skanky and awful. Well, yes, it is. Sorry Adobe, but Jobs has a point here. Admittedly the lion’s share of Flash’s problem is the people using […]

Twitter’s for quitters

Monday, April 12th, 2010

This WordPress for Blackberry app is pretty neat. Now I can update with whatever stupid crap pops into my head. And crap pops into my head a LOT. “Crappopperhead,” they used to call me at finishing school. So here begins another era, an era of stupidity the likes of which has rarely been seen by […]

Once you go Blackberry, you never go back, Barry

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

Hey campers! Guess who just downloaded the WordPress app for his Blackberry! Besides Cory Doctorow, I mean. Yep! So let’s see how this inaugural phone post goes. Whee doggies!