Oh hey didn’t see you there
Hey everybody, Chris is updating again!
Hey everybody, Chris thinks anyone gives two poops in a thunderstorm that he’s updating again!
Whatever. Facebook is fun and all but THIS … this is MY URI and you dinkleheads can never take that away from me without a court order or a DDoS attack or, I dunno, by navigating away to disney.com and deleting your bookmark.
Hey everybody, Chris thinks people have his site bookmarked!
Meh. I’m paying for the webspace, might as well rule it like the tinpot dictator I am. I hereby declare that every day will be the first day of Spring. Narf.