Other secret codes
In light of the #PizzaGate scandal, we here at CCXP (The Only News Source You’ll Ever Really Need™) have compiled this handy list of secret code words. Now you too can bulk-search email leaks and discover the hidden truth about the world being flaunted right under your nose!
| Code Word | Hidden Meaning |
|---|---|
| Pizza | Pedophilia |
| Pizza Pockets | Ephebophilia |
| Steak | Taking away people’s guns |
| Hamburger | Racketeering |
| Taco | Illegal dumping |
| Taco bowl | Real estate fraud |
| Egg roll | Prostitution |
| Scrambled eggs | Dog prostitution |
| Mushrooms | Like, shrooms, man |
| Bacon | Sodomy |
| Turkey bacon | Sodomy with a turkey |
| Falafel | Bill O’Reilly |
| Sausage | Lesbianism (though you’d think different, right?) |
| White wine | White slavery |
| Red wine | Communist slavery |
| Beer | A specific form of prostitution involving women farting on cakes for money (cf. “the Heineken Maneuver”) |
| Toad in the hole | Literally what it says |
| Venezuelan donkey show | Needlepoint |
| Arby’s | Scat play |
| Chimichanga | Deadpool reference |
| Pretzel | Self-69’ing |
| Pretzel with mustard | Self-69’ing with mustard |
| Salted pretzel | Tax fraud |
| Früsengladje | The Aristocrats! |